Yesterday I met with one of my beta
readers. She gave me valuable feedback
about my manuscript. I appreciated the
time she took to sit down with me and thoughtfully explain all of her answers
to the 17 beta reader questions. As we worked
through them, she came to the question that read: Did you notice
any obvious, repeating grammatical, spelling, punctuation or capitalization
errors? She pointed out that she wasn’t
an expert on punctuation, but made an observation: “You didn’t use a single semicolon in your
entire book.” Her eyes were filled with
amazement, as if she’d never read anything so completely devoid of semicolons
in her life.
“Semicolons
freak me out,” I replied. Then I added,
“Honestly, they scare the bejeezus out of me.”
“I added one
somewhere, but I’m not sure if I used it right,” she said.
“See? They’re mysterious and confusing!” I sat back
and folded my arms, satisfied to have justified my avoidance of the blasted
punctuation symbol that confused and confounded me so completely.
What is a
semicolon, exactly? It’s not a colon. I
know how to use a colon. It’s not a comma. I can handle a comma. It’s as if the colon and the comma had a baby
and created the semicolon. Wikipedia
defines it this way: semicolon or semi-colon (;) is a punctuation mark that separates
major sentence elements. A semicolon can be used between two closely
related independent clauses, provided they are not already joined by a
coordinating conjunction.
Here’s where my
frustration lies. The definition begins
with two ways of spelling the darn thing.
Which one is right? Both? Fine.
It separates major sentence elements…but doesn’t a comma also do that? Just like his momma, that
semicolon. Then the definition goes on
to say that it can be used between two closely related independent clauses provided they are not already joined by
a conjunction. So there you have
it. The semicolon is largely
unnecessary. Conjunctions can connect
clauses together and periods can allow for two separate thoughts even if they
are similar. Aren’t varying sentence
lengths appealing in writing? Aren’t
they?
My friend, agreeing
with my arguments, but defensive of the semicolon due to the fact that her
copyeditor added some to her
manuscript, shook her head. “Maybe when
you get to the copyediting stage, some semicolons will be added,” she
offered.
Perhaps, and
that would be fine with me. I am of the
opinion that only experts in the field of editing and semicolons should wield them. I’m suspicious of them. Isn’t everyone? They’re deceitful and sneaky. Who really knows where they go? Certainly not me!
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